I've et the squirrel 'n I've et the rabbit,
'N I'd do it agin, 'cause eatin's a habit.
I jist cain't seem to git rid o' the habit,
When food comes 'round I naturally grab it.
I was made tuh eat agin 'n agin,
'Cause eatin' is natural; it ain't no sin.
Tuh all o' them soft 'n furry critters,
I'd as soon eat them as I would corn fritters.
'Cause ever thang out there wuz made fer man,
Tuh stay strong 'n healthy, as best he can.
So, tuh animal lovers, I don't mean tuh be rude,
But keep yur hands off o' my food.
By L. B. Strawn
September 7, 1995